Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Hillbilly Ten Commandments

Now for the redneck flair...

Here is the hillbilly version of the Ten Commandments courtesy of Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN...

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

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